It's the BEST Brit comedy after The Full Monty and the sodding Bridgett Jones I tell ya! Gawd, Lola (played by Chiwetel Ejiofor) is the most good looking and hilarious drag queen I've ever seen so far. OK, minus the muscular bod and the deeep, husky voice, he/she's pretty gorgeous and dynamic especially when she made a surprise appearance at the Milan runway show wearing her ouuuhh so HOT red boots, singing my fav catchy bimbotic karaoke song "These Boots Are Made For Walking"
Hahaha. You know, the one you often hear over the radio nowadays by Jessica Simpson.. *sings* These boots are made for walking, that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over youuu..
For course, I've reminded Wan upteen times dat if he dare piss me off days before the wedding, I'll be more than happy to sing this song to him during the dinner. Hah. And a pair of white boots to go along with the wedding dress too. Urgh, how tacky (Read: Jamie Yeo's wedding)
Back to the movie, I lurve it partly coz it's practically all about shoes, shoes, and shoes! If you ever caught me shopping, it'll be most prolly at the shoe department. Haf shit loads of them but only half gets worn. By the time the movie ended, I had this strong urge to jump out of bed, hopped into a cab to nearest ALDO and get that pair of stilettoes dat I've been dying for!
You must be thinkin' I've gone mad, aye? Go watch this movie, and you'll haf the same mad adrenaline rush to sniff some new leather stilettoes (now we're talking KINKY!) Before I say adios, here's some quirky quotes from the movie.
Stilettoes require constant balance from the upper leg, causing the muscles of the backside to tense, and appear perked and ready for mating..
or in simple English..
For God's sake, Look to the heels! The sex is in the heels!!!
Geddit?
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