Iraq Won!!!

I'm not a soccer fan & e last match i watched was ages ago. But last nite, i was going thru e channels when I came across a soccer match bet Iraq & Portugal.

The Iraqi players celebrating their victory..
Bro: HUH? IRAQ??!! Dun they haf bombs to make? Eh Lets watch, lets watch!
Me : Where on earth do they practise? Wat if some idoits throw bombs at em while practising?
Bro: They practise at Sadam's underground hideout.. Heh~

(The 1st goal was by an Iraqi player who scored own goal..)
Bro: Eh! Dun these Iraqis know they haf to score at e oponent's goalpost???!!!
Me: Khekrekhr..
Bro: supporters dorang banyak jugak eh..
Me : They must haf hijacked a plane & brought e entire Iraq to Greece..

(C. Ronaldo grabbed an Iraqi player's face till he bled..)
Bro: Oi Kambing! Kau nak mampos eh. Nanti dia letak bomb pat kau nye locker baru tau!
Me : Look at Iraq's coach.. y dun he jus shave his head, than to leave a few strands of hair hanging.. urgh~
Bro: Last time, when he was a young footballer... everytime Iraq loses a match, Saddam would electrocute him..
Me: LOL

Thruout e entire match, my bro & i were making stupid jokes. And we laughed hysterically, jumping up & down e sofa everytime a goal was made by an Iraqi. Final score 4-2. Btw, Portugal's goalkeeper is freakin' cute!