I Lost My Eyes!
I woke up dis morning fumbling ard my bedside table. "Where e hell issit? I tot I left it here last nite. Mami! did u pick up e cup on this table?" n my mom went... "yah... i washed it already." AAAAAHHHH!! Shux!!! ... MY CONTACT LENS WERE INSIDE THE CUP!! Last nite i cldn't find my contact lens casing. Most prob I left it in my bro's bedroom n he already locked his door. So i took a cup, filled it wif contact lens solution n dropped my lens into it. Obvoiusly it wasn't a safe method... haiz. I was partially blind for half of e day n asked my mom to buy me new lens coz i dun even haf specatacles... broke it last yr n can't be bothered to buy one as my degrees kept climbing. Tot i wanna cook but can't do much coz can't even see e knife i'm holding... yah mine's like 550 degrees. I had to wait for mami to get back home ard 1pm n start cooking. Cooked mee teow goreng.. n i did it off-hand.. no recipe book n damn! it turned out delicious! hhahha .. " Eh mami, my mee teow taste superb man...hahah".. she just gave me dat dirty look. coz she cooked fried rice yesterday n it tasted horrible... :P
While i was cooking, someone rang e doorbell. Mami told me "it's e same Indian gerl dat we saw at e MRT", asking for some money. She look a bit siow.. macam kena abused. She wear skimpy clothes n thick make-up n those bangla will tease her.. Very pitiful. Mami gave her $10... n told her.. "lepas nih gi sembahyang eh" hahha... translation.." After dis go n pray ah"..
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