I'm dead beat but still laughing my ass off!!..
Idiot called me earlier on my hp saying dat he'll be in e office by 11am coz he wanna see a doctor, blah, blah, blah. I was at home at dat time & jumped up n down in excitement. Oklah.. i was already late :P I took my own sweet time & started sending out resumes once i reached e office. The gerls came in ard 9.30 am & was jumping for joy knowing Idiot was coming in late. But we were doing our werk as we are pressed for time. Idiot wants e audit report by next wed!
Gladys sat at e big round table outside doing her audit while me & sally were at my place checking e accounts. Then at 1 pt, Idiot went out. Gladys came to my place saying.. " eh! he TOUCHED my shoulder just now ley. Aiyoh, he already touch my tofu!" hhahha. I had lunch wif e gerls n i told em there's dis time Idiot wanted to see me. But instead of shouting out " see me! ", he shouted " show me! show me!" I was so confused. Show wat???? I bet e nite b4, he must haf visited e KTV & as he was 'playing' wif e mamasan & bitches, he went.. " Show me! show me! " i tink e next morning he came into e office & used e wrong line. WAAAHAHAHA!!! Amongst e 3 of us, gladys enjoyed e jokes most. She can't seem to control herself. Her laughter was so infectious, i caught e bug. I laughed so hard dat i felt as if my tummy gonna burst & my bladder gonna give way. We were still cracking jokes abt Idiot on our way back from lunch.
We had to stop outside e office & took in deep breaths b4 entering. The moment we stepped in it was back to stress mode. Can't talk, can't laugh coz e gerls scared Idiot will complain to their boss. Abt 5.15pm Idiot forced us to start packing & go home & we were all in e middle of a mess. Sally said they will come back on mon since haven't finish. But they seem to enjoy themselves. "Eh Liana, on mon during lunch we'll crack some more jokes abt him" Anyway, wats his problem? I mean, not as if his existence will make a diff. If want to go home, then go lah!! & bcoz of him i haf to reprint e petty cash schedule. Yesterday he said he was sick n had to leave early to see a doc. Then dis morning he gave me $1000 which he withdrew from company's OUB a/c thru e ATM. I checked e receipt & saw dat it was drawn at 9.45pm on 18th Mar 2004. Also, this morning he didn't give me any doctor's receipt. Knowing him to be very calculative, it was impossible dat he doesn't want to claim his medical exp. Somehow i suspected he must had entertainment last nite n withdrew some money from ATM coz he short of cash. But since he told me he was sick, he can't present to me e entertainment receipt. He must haf used his own money n return e $1000 to me. This morning he had a hangover coz he drank too much so he called in sick. Who is he to lie to me, man~? i'm e master of dis trade lah! hahha.
So we 3 gerls slowly walked to e bus stop but we went to diff bus-stops. I was on bus 154 when i saw Idiot stopping by e opposite bus-stop n called e gerls into his car. I immediately rang Sally on her hp.." Oi! y u all get into his car? But u all just alighting at Aljunied MRT rite?.. Thank God short distance. Good luck ah!!" haha. Abt 10 mins later Sally called me back... " Eh Liana, i know u feel very sianz now coz must go sch. Come, i enlighten u a bit. my stomach want to burst already leh. i can't stop laughing. just now at e bus-stop, he called my name out so loudly, everyone at e bus-stop now knows my name! then out of courtesy, i want to sit in front wif him so dat he won't look like our driver but he scolded me & told me to sit at e back coz there was an envelope. Apparently, e envelope must be more important than me! All e way he talked but i can't understand a word. But he said that he use US english n s'pore english has a mix of malay, chinese & indian, dat's y all s'poreans can't understand him!!! i know lor, my english not as "PERFECT" as his " WAAAHHAHHAHA . I laughed so much till i cried when i heard all e things dat Sally relate to me. Full of shit lah dat guy!! i was still laughing away on my way to sch. During lecture i was tryng very hard to keep myself awake, so dun even ask me whether i was paying attention. BUT inside, i was tickling wif amusement & on my way back home in e MRT, i kept smilling to myself. I'm not surprised if i laugh in my sleep tonite! I can't believe dis Idiot. He tot he damn smart, he doesn't know he's so stupid dat he has become e butt of our jokes all day.
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